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Crooked Paths: The Southern Diva Who Dealt With Men

Settings: New York City and Washington D.C.

Different parties, different states: Republican Party, Democratic Party

This is about a trailblazing virgin named Joan (played by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations and former Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC)) and her lover Richie (played by U.S. Rep. Richard Neal (D-MA)) traveling from New York City to Washington D.C. to eat and drink.

(Joan with her dark brown hair and brown eyes wearing her black sleepwear dress and her high heel sandals)

(Richie with his trimmed, silver-gray hair and blue eyes wearing his white dress shirt with his red necktie, navy blue dress pants and his brown dress shoes)

Cast and crew:

Joan (the Virgin) (played by U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations and former Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC))

Richie (Joan’s lover) (played by U.S. Rep. Richard Neal (D-MA))

John (Joan’s landlord) (played by U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY))

Bob (played by former U.S. Rep. John Boehner (R-OH, former Speaker of the House))

Mike (Joan’s roommate) (played by U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA))

Edward (played by former Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY))

Lance (played by U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC))